Sunday, July 19, 2009

When bitter hipsters bite back

You know, this started out so promising. Until I actually read the ad. I know being bitter is the trading currency of white male hipsters, but seriously now. TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN, SON.

quirky dude looking for babe with similar sense of humor - NO FLAKES - 24 (new orleans)


i am a 24 year old educated male who is looking for someone to take out to dinner/court/chill with a couple times a week. i work a professional job with regular business hours and i typically have off on the weekends. i am not from new orleans originally, but my work moved me here for the time being. although i take my career serious, i do not really take myself serious and love having a good time.

activities i have historically enjoyed: walks in the park, walking dogs, playing soccer, golfing, bowling, going to the movies, going out to eat, random adventures, stringing together a sweet series of awesome cuss words, swimming, going to the beach, cuddling, hanging out, chillin, listening to music (lately i've been listening to the descendents, the movielife, the appleseed cast), traveling, going to museums/zoos/aquariums, telling funny-ass anecdotes

i do not drink, go to bars, and i think clubbing is gay.

i'm quirky but i'm also caring, nice, friendly, and trustworthy.

ideally you will be smart, friendly, funny, educated, 22-26 years old, and not a loser, douchebag, or fucking flake.

if you are interested please respond with pic! if no pic is attached i will blow that mother away so fast.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Animal handler wanted

Anyone want to place bets that this guy is actually having a massive mid-life crisis, and his favorite movie is Sideways?
Link
CAN YOU TAME A WILD BULL? - 34 (NORTHSHORE/SOUTHSHORE)

DINNER,DRINKS,AND RIDE OF INTO THE SUNSET, ANY TAKERS?