When bitter hipsters bite back

You know, this started out so promising. Until I actually read the ad. I know being bitter is the trading currency of white male hipsters, but seriously now. TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN, SON.

quirky dude looking for babe with similar sense of humor - NO FLAKES - 24 (new orleans)

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i am a 24 year old educated male who is looking for someone to take out to dinner/court/chill with a couple times a week. i work a professional job with regular business hours and i typically have off on the weekends. i am not from new orleans originally, but my work moved me here for the time being. although i take my career serious, i do not really take myself serious and love having a good time.

activities i have historically enjoyed: walks in the park, walking dogs, playing soccer, golfing, bowling, going to the movies, going out to eat, random adventures, stringing together a sweet series of awesome cuss words, swimming, going to the beach, cuddling, hanging out, chillin, listening to music (lately i've been listening to the descendents, the movielife, the appleseed cast), traveling, going to museums/zoos/aquariums, telling funny-ass anecdotes

i do not drink, go to bars, and i think clubbing is gay.

i'm quirky but i'm also caring, nice, friendly, and trustworthy.

ideally you will be smart, friendly, funny, educated, 22-26 years old, and not a loser, douchebag, or fucking flake.

if you are interested please respond with pic! if no pic is attached i will blow that mother away so fast.

Animal handler wanted

Anyone want to place bets that this guy is actually having a massive mid-life crisis, and his favorite movie is Sideways?

CAN YOU TAME A WILD BULL? - 34 (NORTHSHORE/SOUTHSHORE)

DINNER,DRINKS,AND RIDE OF INTO THE SUNSET, ANY TAKERS?

I hate men who love Jesus

Why does the only cute young man on CL have to volunteer at his church? Why? Because Jesus hates me and all the other heathens. Ugh, Christianity. He lives in the 'burbs (mostly likely with Mom and Dad since he's a good church boy) so I'm probably not really missing much anyway.

I LOVE THE NOTEBOOK!!!!!! - 24 (Metairie)

Hi! My name is George, I'm a 24 year old law student, 5'5 and kind of skinny. And by that I mean actually skinny. I'm in law school, yes, but I'm something of a fish out of water there. In real life, I'm a musician (I play in a band and teach guitar) and writer. I love teaching guitar, and volunteering with my church's CYO. I love molding kids and teaching them to think. But I'm definitely not defined by the stuff I do, I'm much more than that (I hope, hahaha). I'm a little off beat we'll say, but I embrace it and I hope you will, too.
I love music (obviously), reading (HUGE history nerd), writing, movies (I wasn't lying about the Notebook, btw... I'm a sap but I also like goofy comedies as well as bad scary movies), seeing live bands, and having fun! I also love to cook and enjoy nights in.
As for what I'm looking for? Well, I personally think I lead a fulfilling life. I have great friends and do many things I love. After a very long time I've sort of figured out that what I really want is a funny redhead (optional of course) who'll meet me for beers after work (I'm a judicial intern at the 4th Circuit in the Quarter) and who I can send goofy texts during the day. If it becomes more than that, well awesome! I'm a little different, and finding a woman who accepts that is really a must. I do need attention, but not as much as I used to. So if you're patient, passionate, and like talking, I'd love to hear from you!

--George

P.S. I hope you enjoy the pictures... and just so I can make sure you're not spamming me (I need neither baldness cream nor penis enhancers, thank you) let me know in the subject line or something... I imagine spam robots or whatever don't actually read these. Later!

Oh say can you see...

I have a feeling this guy's looking for a special someone to share July 4 with. Nothing says sweet patriotic love like setting off bottle rockets and double fisting some Miller High Lifes**.

**Ma Tire feels obliged to disclose she is an excessive fan of the champagne of beers. As well as ranch dressing, marching bands, and Scope.

I am a real American - 24 (Covington)

I fight for whats right and I don`t let it slide.
Courage keeps me free inside.
I am a real American.
I Fight for my way of life
I want someone who shares these beliefs.
All others need not apply.
Im tired of leeches who does`nt posses a single ounce of competence.
If you are a real American and fights for whats right drop me a line.
5`8. 180, SWM

Looking for Love

There's no way this guy is not gonna meet the woman of his dreams. I mean, the ladieez like honesty, right?

Every girl on craigslist is bullshit - 44 (New Orleans)

Tell me im wrong with a pic not a website with a pic you will get mine

Not the Ombuds you remember

During college orientation, they probably talked to you about the Ombuds office, how to get your student loan refund, and the wonderful opportunities available to you in the Student Activities Council.

But did they tell you about the special College Girl Support System available from your local craigslist page? No? Well stop crying about those recent tuition hikes girl, because your knight in shining armor just arrived.

College Girl Support System - 34 (Greater New Orleans)

Seeking attractive and fun loving ladies ages 20 to 27 who could use some friendship, satisfaction, and support without the normal entanglements from time to time. This system is designed to to be safe and drama free fun for ladies who weren't born into royalty but who also deserve help making their dreams a reality. Send some photos, a description of what kind of support you need, and your dreams or goals you are trying to attain, and contact information. Put CGSS in the intro line. This is for real and only a few spots are presently open.

Paging René Descartes

Shit is deep, yo.

Fantasy's can run but they can't hide - 19 (new orleans)

I am myself. Which is not: What you think I should be What I would like to be or what the expect me to be. I will never be all of the above. I will be the answer to my own question. And I may refuse to answer yours the way you would like So prepare yourself. Because I am myself.
im lost, i went to go find myself but if i should return before i get back can u please tell me to wait


if you want to see a pic just ask

High Standards

I think he might be asking too much.... Art and TV? I think he needs to narrow it done to one or the other. Everyone loves beer though.

Seeking: A Person - 26 (NOLA-ish)

I'm seeking a person who fits this description.

Must have:
*Vagina
*Breasts
*Brain (more than 10 functional brain cells required)

Interests:
*Art
*Beer
*TV
*Me

Message me.

Sugar Free Daddy

Boy, don't you know ladies are only looking for men to spend money on them. "Spoiled with love" - what is that shit? Buy me some clothes or something.

Need a Daddy? - 32 (covinton)

loking for a young fun girl under 25 to take out and have fun must have a great personality out going, i dont mind spending money i like to be spoiled with love and spoil back all i ask is for a pic and # for to responed my 5 foot 11 inches toned body. looking forward to meeting you

Show Em Whatcha Got

Like a relationship with the realness and msjs, and none of the nonsense of having to remember your boo's favorite movie theater candy, shirt size, or even their neighborhood? This one's for you.

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy - 28 (new orleans)

i want to real relationship so i know its hard to find here but i will try!!!!!!!!!!!!so please if you interesting leave me a msj

He can't make it on his own

Because Craigslist might hold the key to your future success in the music business - All you need a is a cute blonde girl to front your band! You got your guitar and amp off CL, why not a hot singer too? Maybe you can even be friends (aka fuck buddies) with her. EXTRA BONUS!

Looking for friendship with Blonde female singer/songtress - m4w (new orleans)

single white male guitarist 126 pounds,dark haired with nice physique seeks loving sincere friendship with nicely shaped Blonde shoulder lenghth haired beautiful female singer and creative writer.

When all else fails....

These men are geniuses...if they're trying to hook up with girls who are too young to go to the bar. Something tells me these dudes (or maybe just one single creepy dude) are probably old enough to be your dad. Just a hunch, but don't take my word for it. If you're into free beer, check it out and report back.

Um...also, what exactly are they going to be "cutting up all night?"

Free Keg Party (Uptown - Audubon)

I will hosting a Keg Party on Friday Night the 26th of June in my backyard. I will have a few friends over listening to music, cooking on the grill and other stuff. We are going to be playing some drinking games, and cutting up all night. If you are interested, this is by invitation only, drop me an email and pic. I have done this in the past and it is always a lot of fun!