Not the Ombuds you remember

During college orientation, they probably talked to you about the Ombuds office, how to get your student loan refund, and the wonderful opportunities available to you in the Student Activities Council.

But did they tell you about the special College Girl Support System available from your local craigslist page? No? Well stop crying about those recent tuition hikes girl, because your knight in shining armor just arrived.

College Girl Support System - 34 (Greater New Orleans)

Seeking attractive and fun loving ladies ages 20 to 27 who could use some friendship, satisfaction, and support without the normal entanglements from time to time. This system is designed to to be safe and drama free fun for ladies who weren't born into royalty but who also deserve help making their dreams a reality. Send some photos, a description of what kind of support you need, and your dreams or goals you are trying to attain, and contact information. Put CGSS in the intro line. This is for real and only a few spots are presently open.